"my baby" i say in regards to someone that is older than me and over half a fuckin foot taller than i am
She’s five-foot three, green eyes, fair skinned, and her hair’s actually strawberry blonde.
“I was a kid until I was 18, really. But the one grace of an all-boys boarding school is that you could lie about what you’d done on your holidays. Not like a mixed school, where you had to parade your girlfriend around the playground. I was a bit Hugh Grant around women. ‘Good gosh, er, do you mind if I, erm, touch, ah, it? Gosh, I feel funny now.’ I don’t hold it against my parents at all, but that’s why I would never send my kids to a single-sex school. I would have killed for experience. Fuck the grades. I was all, ‘I understand what girls are now – where are they?’ ”