#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
Oh look at which Avenger double checks to make sure Steve is going to be okay being alone at Christmas.
Last two panels show Tony’s modifications to the security system. Subtle, Tony.
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDIN GME
IS THE NIGHTLIGHT TONY’S ARC REACTOR BECAUSE AT THIS FUCKING POINTFUCKING HELL
sooooo… i know that you don’t want to go to school tomorrow,
if it makes you feel any better
all you have to do is survive three weeks
it’s winter break
and that means
you get to sit inside, watch netflix, and cover yourself in blankets!!
YOU CAN DO IT BABE
I BELIEVE IN YOU AND I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH
you know what would be cool? a show about, like, vigilante Victorian prostitutes hunting down Jack the Ripper.
They never did figure out why he stopped killing. And most serial killers don’t stop unless they are stopped. I’m just saying.
HOLY CATS I WANT TO WRITE AND DRAW THIS AS A GRAPHIC NOVEL
OMG THE RESEARCH ALONE WOULD BE AWESOME
One of the first pieces of advice I was ever given, on my first job was, “You should always buy something to treat yourself to say ‘Well done for getting the job!’” However I’ve not followed on that through yet…I’ve always wanted a tattoo, something to mark my experience.
i find it strange how you always see tv shows about overweight people trying to lose weight but never tv shows about underweight people trying to gain weight
Tip for modern adulterers: If you’re planning to cheat on your wife of 10 years by awkwardly hitting on the model seated next to you on your flight out of Los Angeles, make sure she isn’t live-tweeting the entire miserable experience to her 13,000 followers;
Tell me about Rory. Fantastic Rory, funny Rory, gorgeous Rory. Remember Rory.
#oh god this little flashback just kills me sometimes #cause who knows when it happened #it could’ve been days after they got together #rory could’ve taken her to this park just to be with her #away from mels or school or work #that could’ve been their second kiss #or #that couldve been there 122nd kiss #that could’ve been their four month anniversary #where rory didnt have money for much and amy knew that #so she showed up at the hospital after work #and took him to a park #and told him it was a surprise #maybe this park means something to them #maybe its where they first said i love you #maybe they went there after the doctor left #and rory reminded her that he would never leave her #theres so much history we dont know about amy and rory #maybe he proposed to her on that bench #maybe it was just another place they went #not special at all #except it was special #cause she shared it with rory #for some reason she thought of this place when she thought of rory #god theres so much we dont know about amy and rory #all these little moments we dont know about #that make them who they are
I’m trying to figure out what the hell he tripped over