Welcome to Asgard, bitches.

Hi there, my name is Zara but you could probably tell (check the url, dum-dum). I love living in something other than my own life like Harry Potter, Supernatural, The Marvel Universe, TFIOS and the like. I am quite nice... Sometimes... Maybe... Okay, maybe not but still. I have strong opinions about nearly everything. Let's totally be friends.

lachydoo:

If you say “faggot” and I call you out on it I don’t wanna hear none of that “I won’t say it around you” bullshit, you don’t say it ever. God knows how many gay people have heard you say that on the streets or how many closeted friends you’ve helped stay in the closet

(via dickgrayzon)

imsirius:

Zoe wrote me a message on her nipple pasties which said, ‘Hi Dan’. [laughs] It was a concise message… I tried to write, ‘Hi Zoe’, on my bum using a mirror. My handwriting is not great at the best of times, but trying to do it backwards on my backside wouldn’t have gone well.”

- Daniel Radcliffe on filming What If's skinny-dipping scene with Zoe Kazan

(via beckyrenee)

imsirius:

You did go see Princess Bride by yourself on a weeknight like a total loser.
Yeah, well your boyfriend ditched you and you still came all by yourself so who’s the real loser?

Daniel Radcliffe and Zoe Kazan, What If (2014)

(via beckyrenee)

Why? Why would you do this? Because I think it’s gonna be a whopper, and I think you might be scared. And however scared you are, Clara, the man you are with right now, the man I hope you are with, believe me, he is more scared than anything you can imagine right now, and he…he needs you.

(Source: rubyredwisp, via a-rosebyanothername)

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

(via dickgrayzon)

black-nata:

when something you blacklisted shows up on your dash anyway

lucithor:

The Highland Wildlife Park is my favourite place in this entire country.

I bet you can tell I’m a woman,” she said, “and I suspect the rest of the world can, too.”

She said she was all too aware that if she was selected, she would represent several hundred male athletes in the NBA; she would deal with league officials and agents who were nearly all men; she would negotiate with team owners who were almost all men; and she would stand before reporters who were predominantly men.

She did not flinch. “My past,” she told the room, “is littered with the bones of men who were foolish enough to think I was someone they could sleep on.

Michele Roberts, the new head of the NBA Player’s Union (via emilyisobsessed)

LITTERED WITH THE BONES OF MEN. 

(via edisonhatesme)

(Source: mdz1971, via protectorsoftheearth)